To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.
The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
by The Real Men. March 1, 2011
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by Red_5 October 17, 2009
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If I worked in a job dat required Kevlar body-armor, I would sure-as-shootin' (pun not intended, but it is indeed 100% appropriate!) have a "vested interest" in da garments' manufacturer!
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The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic
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