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When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.
Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.
visted by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010
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To get fucked over by your employer because they don't care about anything but themselves.
Ted had tickets for the game tonight but got visued into working.
visued by Hugs and kisses xoxo October 27, 2015
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Vested Up 

To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).
That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.
Vested Up by Red_5 October 17, 2009

Yellow-vested fuck 

Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining
The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic

Vised up 

To put visine (or any kind of eye drops) in your eyes after smoking weed. Takes away the redness.
I thought that cop would notice my red eyes, but I was all vised up, so there was no problem.
Vised up by Misssexyness October 27, 2011

Visteerna 

The most prettiest girl you would ever come across. Her smile will cure your day. She is a popular girl but not like the bitchy ones. She is an extrovert and will always make you feel comfortable whenever you're around her.

She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky
Friend 1: Who's that girl?

Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?
Someone who talks a lot of smack or talks a lot of shit but they never act on it.

they love to talk behind people's backs and cause issues, but as soon as it becomes even the slightest bit physically violent they back out straight away.
"Yo, mans talkin mad smack bruv, i told him we should settle beef outside today but he backed out fam, mans vilted as fuck"
vilted by PYROKO7 February 26, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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