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My daddy is my 401
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Highway 401-- also known as the MacDonald-Cartier freeway is a stretch of highway in Canada that connects Windsor, Ontario and ends at the Ontario-Quebec border where it becomes Quebec Autoroute 20 before continuing on to Montreal.
The section of highway 401 that passes through Toronto is among the widest and busiest freeways in the world, peaking at 500,000 cars per day (in comparison to Los Angeles' Santa Monica Freeway at 480,000) and expanding to 18 lanes in some sections.
Due to heavy Canada-USA trading, it is also the busiest truck route on the planet.
Highway 401 also crosses the Don River Valley at Hogg's Hollow Bridge, which is the busiest multi-span bridge in North America-surpassing even the Brooklyn Bridge.
The section of highway 401 that passes through Toronto is among the widest and busiest freeways in the world, peaking at 500,000 cars per day (in comparison to Los Angeles' Santa Monica Freeway at 480,000) and expanding to 18 lanes in some sections.
Due to heavy Canada-USA trading, it is also the busiest truck route on the planet.
Highway 401 also crosses the Don River Valley at Hogg's Hollow Bridge, which is the busiest multi-span bridge in North America-surpassing even the Brooklyn Bridge.
by AssBlaster55 February 25, 2012
"Don't forget to bring a towel" said GS-401
by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010
401(jk)
fohr-oh-wuhn-jey-key
–noun
What all of our 401(k) retirement plans became after the collapse of the global finance industry.
fohr-oh-wuhn-jey-key
–noun
What all of our 401(k) retirement plans became after the collapse of the global finance industry.
Benjamin:
Shaniqua, why on earth have you closed your 401(k)? Don't you want to retire someday?
Shaniqua:
Bitch, listen up. When those motha fuckas on wall street fucked all this shit up, my 401(k) suddenly became a 401(jk). So instead of getting my vaseline and straight razors and shanking them like Tyrone wanted me to, Im just taking all of my lettuce and hiding it in my mattress like the G-Unit did back in during the Great Depression. MMMMMM-KAAAAAY?
Benjamin:
Well Shaniqua, I think that may have been a very wise move on your part when one considers the volatility of the financial markets and any formal investment. Yes, I think I will also close my 401(jk) and look for alternative savings opportunities outside the sphere of the banking and financial industry.
Shaniqua, why on earth have you closed your 401(k)? Don't you want to retire someday?
Shaniqua:
Bitch, listen up. When those motha fuckas on wall street fucked all this shit up, my 401(k) suddenly became a 401(jk). So instead of getting my vaseline and straight razors and shanking them like Tyrone wanted me to, Im just taking all of my lettuce and hiding it in my mattress like the G-Unit did back in during the Great Depression. MMMMMM-KAAAAAY?
Benjamin:
Well Shaniqua, I think that may have been a very wise move on your part when one considers the volatility of the financial markets and any formal investment. Yes, I think I will also close my 401(jk) and look for alternative savings opportunities outside the sphere of the banking and financial industry.
by disillusionedinvestor March 2, 2009
