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Verticulous 

Adjective, a person who is controlling, monotone and humourless. A stickler for the rules, one who somehow overrules everyone and is extremely powerful and intimidating to all around them. Fair and just, they won't settle without a fight.
"wow Holt is so verticulous!"
Verticulous by lennøx April 13, 2020

Lil Uzi Vertical 

When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical
Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.
Lil Uzi Vertical by PostToBe76 March 22, 2017
One that spreads the light of knowledge,extremely loyal and down to earth person

One who is Loving, caring ,with a baby face,hot, attractive but stands up for her rights.
Vertika literally translates to the wick of a candle that spreads light.
vertika by Vertika January 10, 2018
Investigate someone thoroughly, especially in order to ensure that they are suitable for a job requiring secrecy, loyalty, or trustworthiness.

Derives from late 14th century Norway where you would investigate and check if a visitor was a vette (a supernatural being or troll) before letting them into your home.

The origin of the word is Proto-Germanic *wihti and is related to the german word "Wicht" and english "wight" and Old Norse ; «vǣt(t)r».
Robert is vetting Donald.

We should have vetted Donald before we hired him.
Vetting by tjisinkweilo August 29, 2018

vertical fish 

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.
I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.
vertical fish by Sebastian123 October 12, 2009

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically