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venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014
Venuk by epiczq17 April 30, 2020

Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018
amazing, beautiful, cool and everyone wants to be friends with her. she has very good grades and her parents love her
omg, is that venika?

yeah, she’s awesome!
venika by ugh this April 13, 2021

Venkatesh 

1.God .
2.All forms of God.
3.The Almight One
4.The One
Venkatesh is God, bow down.
Venkatesh by Almighty One October 1, 2005
Veneka is someone with many talents. She lives life as if there is no tomorrow and is always happy. She is a pretty, beautiful and sexy person. She is very generous and caring too. She can be very touchy and loves hugs! She has an amazing sense of style and loves to help others. The name Veneka is Shona and it means shine.
Boy 1: Dude I'm so sad, I need a girl on my life who can cheer me up and can just hug me when I'm sad.

Boy 2: I think you and Veneka would be perfect together, she loves hugs and loves to help people.
veneka by Thunder V August 15, 2017