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A Ukrainian skinny loser that gets no bitches but jenny and sucks a lot of dick
Venka 8=====D to Jenny
venka by lindrit June 16, 2017
Words you can keep
The greatest and loveliest human in this galaxy.
P1: Who is she?
P2: My besti, Venka!
venka by PPfNj April 6, 2017
1. A Bantustan set up in northern South Africa, bordering Zimbabwe and is now part of Limpopo province. It was founded as a homeland by the Apartheid Regime for the Venda people, speakers of the Venda language.

2. A beautiful girl who sometimes needs reminding that she's gorgeous. A very adventurous person who enjoys the great outdoors. Although she is tough, she is still a woman and appreciates girly things, at times. A lovely person on the whole, to be treated with love and respect.
A: That girl kick's ass!
B: Oh, that's Venda.
Venda by Comrade. February 3, 2014

Vennable 

Explainable by a Venn diagram.
Dude1: I see chicz that are hot and chicz that are drunk, but why can't i find any that are both?
Dude2: Dude, that's totally vennable!
Vennable by Vasa5 June 20, 2012
long eared long everything man. very hott, evil tho. good frend, doesn't know what's best for them... :( love the odd1 boi.
Have you seen velkan lately?/
yeah, he's been taking over the world.
why?
dunno, i think he's evil.
poor Velkan...

vendapoor 

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.
Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."
vendapoor by Pammy P June 5, 2011

Veckatimest 

Grizzly Bear album will change your life, unless you're a fucking retard.
Guy #1: Hey, have you heard Veckatimest yet?
Guy #2: No, I don't like Grizzly Bear.
Guy #1: Fuck you! You fucking retard! Fuuuuuuuuck yoooouuuuuuu!
Veckatimest by merson July 7, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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