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velocitized 

Accustomed to a rate of speed.
"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
velocitized by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
Word of the Day on November 4, 2006

velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.
velocitization by MH PV February 18, 2008

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocititties 

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion
Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.
Velocititties by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

Velociteer 

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
Velociteer by Jeffip January 17, 2008

velocititties 

Titties that move at an astonishing speed.
"Did you just see that girl run by? Those were some major velocititties!
velocititties by raptureraptor October 10, 2008
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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