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velocitized 

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
velocitized by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003

velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.
velocitization by MH PV February 18, 2008

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocititties 

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion
Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.
Velocititties by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

Velociteer 

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
Velociteer by Jeffip January 17, 2008

velocititties 

Titties that move at an astonishing speed.
"Did you just see that girl run by? Those were some major velocititties!
velocititties by raptureraptor October 10, 2008