Velociteer
Velociteer by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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Velociturd
What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
Velociturd by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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Velociserfdom
When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.
Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Velociserfdom by pmbear June 21, 2011
Velocitesticularasphixiation
When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"
Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016
velociperiority
n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.
I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.
velociperiority by CeeLuck September 15, 2010
Velocityraptor
A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.
"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."
Velocityraptor by Young Sween January 25, 2009