Velociteer
Velociteer by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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Velociturd
What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
Velociturd by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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Velociserfdom
When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.
Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Velociserfdom by pmbear June 21, 2011
Velocitesticularasphixiation
When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"
Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016
velociperiority
n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.
I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.
velociperiority by CeeLuck September 15, 2010
Velocityraptor
"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."
Velocityraptor by Young Sween January 25, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026