velocitous 

having great velocity; moving quickly

The ball was quite velocitous, and hit her baseball glove with a lot of force.

velocitous by anonymous February 28, 2023

Velociturd 

What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.

On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.

Velociturd by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011

Verocious 

A cross between ferocious and vicious.

Person 1: What happened to you?

Person 2: I got bitten by a dog, it was verocious!

Verocious by Naleac Snave March 19, 2008

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

Velocicoaster 

at universal studios islands of adventure!

Mom: have you ever rode velocicoaster?
Korin: yes!

Velocicoaster by Itsdanger2009 July 15, 2021

Verocitus 

Word used in ancient Greece to describe a stereotypical Romanian as gay, poor, grimy.

Hey Titus, make sure to close the windows when the Romanians walk by. We don't want one of those Verocitus fellows to come walking by and get his gay dirt into our house.

Verocitus by kevinschmidt September 9, 2021

velocidouche 

1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.

1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you just see that velocidouche"

velocidouche by EvilPasta January 27, 2009