velocitous
velocitous by anonymous February 28, 2023
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Velociturd
What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
Velociturd by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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Verocious
Verocious by Naleac Snave March 19, 2008
Velocitesticularasphixiation
When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"
Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016
Velocicoaster
at universal studios islands of adventure!
Velocicoaster by Itsdanger2009 July 15, 2021
Verocitus
Hey Titus, make sure to close the windows when the Romanians walk by. We don't want one of those Verocitus fellows to come walking by and get his gay dirt into our house.
Verocitus by kevinschmidt September 9, 2021
velocidouche
1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.
velocidouche by EvilPasta January 27, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!