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velocitize

to smoke weed and drink alcohol at the same time; synonym for cross-fading, can also be used as “velocitizing” or “velocitized” depending on the tense used in the sentence.
my dude, you tryin’ to velocitize?
by mwojcik May 2, 2019
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velocitized

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
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velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.
by MH PV February 18, 2008
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Velocititties

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion
Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.
by ceegeetee September 24, 2009
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Velociteer

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.
I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.
by GCNewsom May 25, 2006
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Velocitude

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.
The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.
by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009
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