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velocitized 

Accustomed to a rate of speed.
"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
velocitized by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
Word of the Day on November 4, 2006

velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.
velocitization by MH PV February 18, 2008

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocititties 

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion
Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.
Velocititties by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

Velociteer 

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
Velociteer by Jeffip January 17, 2008

velocititties 

Titties that move at an astonishing speed.
"Did you just see that girl run by? Those were some major velocititties!
velocititties by raptureraptor October 10, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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