A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to
post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look
like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an
anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending
machine kid: why do i
like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending
machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no