A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to
post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old
cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending
machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.