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evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!
by grisha July 16, 2003
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A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack
"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
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Something Ikebukuro is running out of.
"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017
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vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus
by koksta September 14, 2009
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Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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