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1. A nickname for anyone who looks like a vegetable (ex: their hair sprouts out of the top of their head), or someone who shoves and hides vegetables up their ass.
2. If this person wears glasses, they could called "veggie vision"
veggie by apr1l1 June 7, 2020

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

Veggie-Nazi 

a militant vegetarian
A popular talk show personality: “EAT MEAT, SCREW VEGGIE-NAZIS!”
Veggie-Nazi by Styx Spudger April 2, 2009

Veggie Dogging 

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.
Veggie Dogging by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014

veggie blowout 

When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable
Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions
veggie blowout by Hiwhatzup December 8, 2016

Veggietales Facts 

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.
Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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