1. A nickname for anyone who looks like a vegetable (ex: their hair sprouts out of the top of their head), or someone who shoves and hides vegetables up their ass.
2. If this person wears glasses, they could called "veggie vision"
2. If this person wears glasses, they could called "veggie vision"
by apr1l1 June 07, 2020
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025