vbrus

a generic term for someone who is a Dumb Dumb Dummy

man this guy is a real vbrus

by DJking1234 May 30, 2023

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Verushka

Verushka is very kind, brave and empathetic. She stands up for people even if it means putting herself a risk. Always gives never takes. Amazing soul which is companied by her great appence. She is the most gorgeous person you will meet but she doesn't know it. Though she is insure and scared but she doesn't show. There smile will turn you life upside down. They are also the most truth worthy, realiable and funniest people you will meet. You have to find yourself a Verushka because she will make you the happiest you have ever been.

Verushka is amazing

by jamesclarck August 11, 2018

Vitas Virus

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

by VV Victim January 26, 2010

fortnite virus

I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS NOOOOOO
PLEASE GO AWAY FORTNITE VIRUS

Can be abbreviated to FV

“I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS”
“Get out of my room.”

by FORTNITEVIRUS October 23, 2020

it just has a virus

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.

Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.

by wjc January 11, 2012

Prankitopian Virus

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

by sheagunkus October 24, 2022