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Put some flowers in the vayse
vayse by me February 1, 2003
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Frederik Vase 

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
Frederik Vase by BallsNCock March 29, 2022
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vayse Vaysexual Vaseline vase vasectomy Vayne Vansexual Vansel varse VARsenal
joe: "i hate sarcbro"

chad: "thats super unvased"
vased by bob454545 June 26, 2021

alex vause 

A hot lesbian icon in the show Orange is the New Black. She is known by her signature jet black hair, perfect makeup( i.e. red lipstick and eyeliner), and black glasses.
Alex Vause really makes me question my sexuality.
alex vause by thedragonslay November 8, 2014

Vaysburdian 

Tyrone: "Dude I just bought a cap gun!!!"
Jeeves: "Why would you waste money on such a vaysburdian item?"

Sebeastian: "dude, you pulled the central defender out and that's why they scored! Fuck!"
Mike: loudly "what are you talking about!? That wasn't me!"
Sebeastian: "what a vaysburdian move!"
Vaysburdian by dinamoroz@aol.com February 26, 2012

Vauseman 

Ship name for Alex Vause and Piper Chapman from Orange is the new black.
"Vauseman is the best couple ever!"
Vauseman by QueenOfLostSouls July 13, 2015

Empty Vase 

AKA a "flower vase"
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).

Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.

The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".
"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."
Empty Vase by askite October 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 20, 2023
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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