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Vansexual
Vansexual by CoolVanGuy June 29, 2022
Vegansexual
"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."
Vegansexual by A*Raye January 1, 2009
Pansexual Agenda
The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020
Evansexual
Evansexual by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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