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vagonion 

pronunciation; (vajj-un-yan)
origin- French

When a man inserts an onion into a women's vagina, thus forcing the vagina to cry. (needs to be a whole WHITE onion, but the onion only needs to be inserted half way or more.

Stanley: yo dude, how was last night?

Hank: oh it was fantastic, I gave this chik the sickst vagonion.
vagonion by robocock2000 January 7, 2009
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Most women experience vagony in childbirth. Others experience it in ill-advised handrail sliding incidents.
Vagony by Rydo January 27, 2012
A vagina on the go, typically attached to a female who is either a girlfriend or wife who will proceed to have sexual intercourse with you at any specified time or place.
"I've got my vagona with me"

"I used to date a vagona. We had sex everywhere, even on my neighbor's pool table."
Vagona by The Darth Ez May 17, 2010
An synonym for vagina.
"I prefer to use the Oprah approved vagonym, va-jay-jay to describe my vagina!"
Vagonym by sonofasomething October 2, 2008
An erect clitoris (vagina boner).
That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner!
Vagoner by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003
a boner of the vagina
Oh! He just game me such an amazing vagoner.
vagoner by im~sexy~and~i~know~it December 30, 2011
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