vavcum

When a Vacuum reaches level 100 and evolves

Tom: Hey Jack did you see my vacuum anywhere?
Jack: Sorry dude I evolved it to a level 169 vavcum

by HanShoots1st November 30, 2018

vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 3, 2013

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

chat vaccum

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.

"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"

by Duncan Innes February 12, 2008

vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

by BostonLiz April 1, 2007

vicrum vaccum

a very strange man indeed...

vicrum vaccum waxes his knees!

by i am who i am! December 7, 2009

Vacumator

When your girlfriend uses vacuum on your cock instead of blowing it.

A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!

by Whip Lover December 7, 2010