vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 3, 2013

Vaccume

when you havin sex and your nuts slip in and it goes from pleasure to pain

Guy: Hey a heard you got vaccumed last night
Guy2: Yeah...

by creeth September 8, 2015

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

chat vaccum

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.

"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"

by Duncan Innes February 12, 2008

vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

by BostonLiz April 1, 2007

vicrum vaccum

a very strange man indeed...

vicrum vaccum waxes his knees!

by i am who i am! December 7, 2009