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a way of masturbation with stickin your penis in the vaccum attachment and turning it on suck to pleasure yourself
my vaccum makes me horny becuase i vaccum everyn night
vaccuming by petesgay@bl March 26, 2005
Words you can keep
Were going to go vaccuming at my house!
Vaccuming by MVPersian January 27, 2010
To suck on a persons balls or breasts, to suck up like a vaccum.
I like vaccuming my girlfriend every night in the bed. (oh yeah..)
vaccuming by S W June 25, 2005

sex vaccuming 

To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.
Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job
I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms
I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours
Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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