Vacume

A dog that sucks up their poop or vomit

My dog is such a vacume

by Lalap67920 April 18, 2017

Vacume

The same as a vaccum anywhere else in the world, however in Ontario & Quebec it is spelt this way.

Roger cleaned his house with a vacume.

by Christopher Nielson February 4, 2007

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

vacume burnie

when a man sticks his penis in a running vacume, and it gets sucked up. the man then tries to pull it out but it is stuck so he has to turn of the vacume and crank it out leaving a burnt pink mark

hey bill hows your penis after that vacume burnie

by nick wehrle September 12, 2006

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

jiz vacume

A woman that really likes lots and lots of cum (have a look at bukkake on urban dictionary)

I love cum I can't get enough of it my friends call me jiz vacume

by Wallop bang dead duck February 17, 2015

vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 3, 2013