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A dog that sucks up their poop or vomit
My dog is such a vacume
Vacume by Lalap67920 April 18, 2017
Words you can keep
The same as a vaccum anywhere else in the world, however in Ontario & Quebec it is spelt this way.
Roger cleaned his house with a vacume.
Vacume by Christopher Nielson February 4, 2007

Vacume Fuckers 

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.
That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.
Vacume Fuckers by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

vacume burnie

when a man sticks his penis in a running vacume, and it gets sucked up. the man then tries to pull it out but it is stuck so he has to turn of the vacume and crank it out leaving a burnt pink mark
hey bill hows your penis after that vacume burnie
vacume burnie by nick wehrle September 12, 2006

carpet munching vacume whore 

A lesbian that gets laid to often

jiz vacume 

A woman that really likes lots and lots of cum (have a look at bukkake on urban dictionary)
I love cum I can't get enough of it my friends call me jiz vacume
jiz vacume by Wallop bang dead duck February 17, 2015
A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".
{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
vaccume by Telephony September 3, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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