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The way a vagina looks after being fucked for a long time. Covered in sperm. Like Mash Potatoes.
After a night of fucking her pussy was a vatato.
vatato by Shagnatious February 25, 2008
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vatato chips

The crust around the vagina after a long night of fucking.

After her pussy was turned into a vatato, it dried into vatato chips
vatato chips by severrin February 26, 2008
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Elevator-vacator 

Stinky bastard who gets his/her kicks from cracking off hot sulphur clouds all day in elevators.
"See ya later, alligator!"
"Nooo, see YOU later elevator vacator!"
"Gimme five!"

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An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder.
More severe than fugly.
There is not yet a word conceived that is more extreme on a scale of ugliness.

Etymology: Distant cousin of "cockatoo."
Did you see his new girlfriend? What a total vagatoo!
vagatoo by katerjanna June 12, 2008
Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun

1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis.

2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia.
Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.
vattoo by kmac, md May 13, 2010
fucking a badass bitches vagina while eating taco bell.
Yeah you see that bitch over there, she got the vataco. And ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes that hoe.
vataco by DDCBITCH November 11, 2010
Vatalo is the most notorious street crew i the chicagoland underground scene. They are easy to spot by the handsomeness of their looks and cool clothing. Girls that associate themselves with the V's are referred to Vatahoes. Every guy wants to be a vatalo and every girl a vatahoe. They can usually be found at parties fucking shit up with switchblades and brass knuckles, or in too busyy's garage playing pong and eating gourmet sandwiches made by too's parents. The V's do not take shit from anyone and will even hit girls in the name of the "V". You can catch these teenage bandits riding through the streets of chicago on fixed-gear bikes,or beating up old ladies for their change purses so they can go and buy loosey's. The V's love pussy,weed, and liquor in excess. Other drugs they like are Crack-cocaine,promethazine,any form of mdma(preferably moon-rocks), crystal meth,lsd,brown-brown(heroin and cocaine),heroine,big titties and crack. They are not afraid of showing their immense pride by throwing up the "V".
larry guy: "yo dude the V's are here im going to go see if they remembered my name"!

Vatalo: "Sup Faggot"

larry guy: "fuck yeah they remembered!"

hot ass girl: "yo their goes the V's becky come on lets go blow them"
vatalo by supreme loud mouth October 26, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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