vattoo

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Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun

1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis.

2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia.

Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.

vattoo by kmac, md May 13, 2010

Words you can keep

vaftoon

something that stella’s kitty said once

stella’s kitty: SHOW YOUR VAFTOON NOW!!!!

Lola: What’s a vaftoon?

Elaina: Vaftoon? That’s an odd word

vaftoon by Someone showing their vaftoon June 30, 2022

Related Words

vattoo • vaftoon • Vajtoo • vartoomian • Vattholma • Vittoo • H. Vantooth

Vajtoo

A tatoo that is found in the female genital aread

I got a vajtoo the other day of Barack Obama's face

Vajtoo by Gillatron April 26, 2011

H. Vantooth

The van that H. Mantooth drives his boys in. He sometimes uses it to for short sessions of pleasure when no other suitable locations are available.

“Get in H. Vantooth NOW!” “Wow H. Vantooth almost has as much mileage as the H!”

H. Vantooth by H. Mantooth November 29, 2004

vartoomian

Used as a last name combined with the first name of Leo, you get a fatman.

Leo: My last name is Vartoomian.
Tobias: You're a fatman.

vartoomian by topkekmeisterbaister September 2, 2017

Vattholma

Vattholma is the most criminal village on earth. There is an ongoing gang war between the epa raggare and the normal habitants. Other than that it’s the best place on earth:)

Him: “You ever been to Vattholma?”
Her: “Of course, Vattholma is the best village on planet earth, except for the epa raggare.”

Vattholma by Lifen November 22, 2021

Vittoo

A chemistry teacher who wants money so badly that he'll fuck his whole family in the ass with a bus for 1 rupee.

Vittoo is fucking his mom... Again!!!

"Mom vittoo is using his father's dildo again"

Vittoo by Vittooo June 6, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026