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something that stella’s kitty said once
stella’s kitty: SHOW YOUR VAFTOON NOW!!!!

Lola: What’s a vaftoon?

Elaina: Vaftoon? That’s an odd word
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A tatoo that is found in the female genital aread
I got a vajtoo the other day of Barack Obama's face
Vajtoo by Gillatron April 26, 2011

H. Vantooth 

The van that H. Mantooth drives his boys in. He sometimes uses it to for short sessions of pleasure when no other suitable locations are available.
“Get in H. Vantooth NOW!” “Wow H. Vantooth almost has as much mileage as the H!”
H. Vantooth by H. Mantooth November 29, 2004

vartoomian 

Used as a last name combined with the first name of Leo, you get a fatman.
Leo: My last name is Vartoomian.
Tobias: You're a fatman.
vartoomian by topkekmeisterbaister September 2, 2017

Vattholma 

Vattholma is the most criminal village on earth. There is an ongoing gang war between the epa raggare and the normal habitants. Other than that it’s the best place on earth:)
Him: “You ever been to Vattholma?”
Her: “Of course, Vattholma is the best village on planet earth, except for the epa raggare.”
Vattholma by Lifen November 22, 2021
A chemistry teacher who wants money so badly that he'll fuck his whole family in the ass with a bus for 1 rupee.
Vittoo is fucking his mom... Again!!!

"Mom vittoo is using his father's dildo again"
Vittoo by Vittooo June 6, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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