Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself
after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding
activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is
potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna
order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"
Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my
girlfriend tonight."
Tim: "Are you
alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."