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Vagitosis
Vagitosis by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009
vaginosis
A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.
vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008
Sand-a-Vaganosis
The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.
Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?
Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?
Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007
sandy vaginosis
A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.
"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."
sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008
sandy vagitosis
Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"
Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."
Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."
Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
sandy vagitosis by Tim K. April 27, 2006
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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