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1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.
1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.
Varmint by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008
Any animal, usually from a fox sized animal or smaller, that causes destruction to property. Most likely to be squirrels, raccoons, rabbits, and groundhogs.

Also look at critter.
That varmint keeps eatin' up all our garden.


or


My cattle can't be breakin' their legs in that varmints holes.
Varmint by PG94 January 13, 2009
Underhand , double crossing , conniving ,

motherfucking , son of a bitch .

( A right arsehole then ! )
That no good varmint stole my bitch !
varmint by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009

varmint poontang 

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

Varmint Lover 

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.
“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”
Varmint Lover by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022

Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.
Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!