Varmint

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

Varmint

1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.

1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008

Varmint

Any animal, usually from a fox sized animal or smaller, that causes destruction to property. Most likely to be squirrels, raccoons, rabbits, and groundhogs.

Also look at critter.

That varmint keeps eatin' up all our garden.


or


My cattle can't be breakin' their legs in that varmints holes.

by PG94 January 13, 2009

varmint

Underhand , double crossing , conniving ,

motherfucking , son of a bitch .

( A right arsehole then ! )

That no good varmint stole my bitch !

by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009

varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

Varmint Lover

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.

“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”

by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022

Unidentified Varmint

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012