varec

Another word for seaweed and kelp.

I saw a lot of varec in the sea yesterday.

by SummaryWorld May 21, 2023

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

varic

the best ship in the universe. thats it. all my homies ship varic.

person 1:"omf valeri is beating maric again! "
person 2:"oh i know, they are so cute together!"

person 1:"ikr man i love shipping varic!"
person 2:"yeah same."

by mjaü March 6, 2021

VARchester City

An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.

VARchester City was the worst club in Premier league till the 2000s.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Varelse

One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.

Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.

by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

Vanecia

A girl who sees the world in black and white, is quick to trust, and possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet. She thinks deep, falls hard, but will never ever hesitate to get back up. Be careful not to scare her, as she is easily frightened by the paranormal. She can be stubborn, and will eat your sandwich if it is plain enough, but don't fret, because as soon as that happens, you know you've been bonded to her for life. Consider yourself lucky, cuz if only you saw what I could see, you'd understand why she's wanted so desperately. She don't know she's beautiful, but she loves Friends, and she'll read you like a book (if she's not actually reading a book) and wants to know everything about you and will put in the effort to do so. In short (tee hee, she's a midget!) she's one of the greatest friends you could possibly find it in your luck to stumble upon.

Wait, where's Vanecia?

Look down.

Oh, there she is!

Well, how are you going to work out the issues you've been having lately?

I'll just talk to Vanecia.

by Gingah-tastic October 28, 2012