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unkept, dirty, socially inappropriate, generally unattractive
Lou's comments at the party were completely varch and uncalled for.
Varch by RLeviticus June 17, 2009
Words you can keep
the action of simultaneously throwing up, sharting, pissing and crying- just going through it all
bro it smells like shit i’m actually varching
bruh he gonna varch
that was so cringe i literally varched
varch by goog L. mapz July 13, 2022
The combination of the act of vandalism and the feeling of being parched due to silliness. Reserved for the use in posh slang. First became a word on the grounds of Eaton in 2007 after a local schoolboy spray painted “F the police” on the police station and was caught in the act of drunken stupidity
David grabbed the lighter and the spray can and was gonna make a flamethrower.

Friend: “David you’re so varched bro, for spray painting the window of your neighbours car
Varch by Ze frubbits May 11, 2024

virginal arch (varch) 

when the vagina is lush and pokes out more.(like a half circle) this is a virginal arch for virgins. women who been fucked have a flat vagina.
I would like to fuck that virginal arch (varch)

Bright Vachirawit

One of the most hottest, gorgeous, handsome, talented, athletic, and cutest bl actor in Thailand. Many known him as "Sarawat" from 2gether the series" acting together with Win Metawin as "Tine".
"A man like Bright (sarawat) is all i need."

"If I won't have my own Bright Vachirawit, better be single for the rest of my life."
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Varshini 

Varshini is a girl who is loyal, sensitive, emotional and will love you forever. She has a forgiving heart. She is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. You are blessed if you have 'Varshini' as your friend. Music is her oxygen. She is beautiful both on the inside and outside.
Varshini is a perfect human being. I wish I was like her.
Varshini by Food for lyf September 6, 2019
Verch by candyfranklin317 January 21, 2023
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