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the action of simultaneously throwing up, sharting, pissing and crying- just going through it all
bro it smells like shit i’m actually varching
bruh he gonna varch
that was so cringe i literally varched
varch by goog L. mapz July 13, 2022
The combination of the act of vandalism and the feeling of being parched due to silliness. Reserved for the use in posh slang. First became a word on the grounds of Eaton in 2007 after a local schoolboy spray painted “F the police” on the police station and was caught in the act of drunken stupidity
David grabbed the lighter and the spray can and was gonna make a flamethrower.

Friend: “David you’re so varched bro, for spray painting the window of your neighbours car”
Varch by Ze frubbits May 11, 2024

virginal arch (varch) 

when the vagina is lush and pokes out more.(like a half circle) this is a virginal arch for virgins. women who been fucked have a flat vagina.
I would like to fuck that virginal arch (varch)

Bright Vachirawit

One of the most hottest, gorgeous, handsome, talented, athletic, and cutest bl actor in Thailand. Many known him as "Sarawat" from 2gether the series" acting together with Win Metawin as "Tine".
"A man like Bright (sarawat) is all i need."

"If I won't have my own Bright Vachirawit, better be single for the rest of my life."
Bright Vachirawit by ghxlxx_m June 7, 2021

Varshini 

Varshini is a girl who is loyal, sensitive, emotional and will love you forever. She has a forgiving heart. She is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. You are blessed if you have 'Varshini' as your friend. Music is her oxygen. She is beautiful both on the inside and outside.
Varshini is a perfect human being. I wish I was like her.
Varshini by Food for lyf September 6, 2019
Verch by candyfranklin317 January 21, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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