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Vappy dick

When you use the tail of vaporeon (the Pokémon) as a dildo to buttfuck yourself
I was chilling with my homies when I showed them a video of me using my vappy dick
Vappy dick by Billbob274746/63 August 15, 2025
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vappy • Vappy dick • vampyres • vampy • Vapping • vippy • vampyler • vampyr • vampyrate • Vapey
The old english way of spelling "Vampire." It's also the title of the first vampire story written in the english language; which was published in 1819. Seventy-nine years before the publication of Bram Stoker's vampire novel "Dracula."

During the year without summer (1816) in which Mary & Percy Shelly, Clair Clairmont, Lord Byron, and John Polidori were gathered at the Villa Diodati, Switzerland; Lord Byron suggested, on one night, that each should write a horror story.

During that night, Polidori began writing a short tale which would become the first vampire story ever written in the english language, titled: "The Vampyre."

It should also be noted that during that same night, Mary Shelley started working on a story which would later evolve into the famous novel "Frankenstein."
Polidori's story "The Vampyre" is a short story which was, at first, was falsely credited to Lord Byron. Nevertheless, it was later confirmed by Byron that the author was in fact John William Polidori (Lord Byron's physician).
Vampyre by jdavid10 June 23, 2011
Sexy or highly appealing, usually referring the darker, edgier fashion.
Sexy girls who wear heavy eyeliner are vampy.
vampy by JamiJaye October 14, 2007
Someone who claims he`s a hippie, e.g. supports the tibetan cause, recycles, but in reality lives a VIP lifestyle.
"That Monica, she`s always blabbing about poor kids in the third world and the environment, yet she drives a Mercedes"

"Yeah, that`s because a total vippy"
1/2 Vernor's, 1/2 apple juice.
Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.
vapple by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
Vappu is an amazing person. Vappus tend to loose it when you play Hozier or talk about book classics. Vappu loves balloons. Beware if you see a Vappu with a balloon, you have stepped into the danger zone. If you shale Vappu’s hand, she will grow wings and become famous because she’s a fairy, and you’ll look stupid because you didn’t appreciate her majesty Ms. Fairy Princess Vappu. Shame on you.
example. ”Hi! *shakes hands*” *Vappu grows wings
Vappu by shaimunghurri November 2, 2019
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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