Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
by pseud0nym12470 April 18, 2023
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
person 1: “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the-“
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-
by monkeymoo ✨ May 01, 2023
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1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 27, 2022
Vaporeon is a fox/fish Pokemon. It's good against fire, ground, and rock types. But is bad against electric, grass, and dragon types. Vaporeon can melt itself in water and make itself disappear. Most people think it's a mermaid because of its long, beautiful tail.
by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003
The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
A Water-type Eeveelution introduced in the first generation of Pokemon. It has been ruined by horny zoophiles and 4chan users.
Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!
Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!
by captaincanadaswonderland December 06, 2021