Vappu

Vappu is an amazing person. Vappus tend to loose it when you play Hozier or talk about book classics. Vappu loves balloons. Beware if you see a Vappu with a balloon, you have stepped into the danger zone. If you shale Vappu’s hand, she will grow wings and become famous because she’s a fairy, and you’ll look stupid because you didn’t appreciate her majesty Ms. Fairy Princess Vappu. Shame on you.

example. ”Hi! *shakes hands*” *Vappu grows wings

by shaimunghurri November 2, 2019

anthropomorphic vapour

A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will.

Willo the wisp, the protagonist from the hit 80s animation of the same name is a classic example of anthropomorphic vapour.

by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013

vagpunzel

A portmanteau of the words "vagina" and "Rapunzel", a fairy tale princess known for her extremely long hair. A vagpunzel is a girl who has extremely long pubic hair, perhaps long enough so as to be used for climbing short distances. It can also refer to the immensely hairy vagina itself.

"With how hairy her arms are, you know she's got to be a vagpunzel."
"Of course she is. I think I saw some of her bush peeking out of the bottom of her jeans."

by NawDude May 7, 2010

Disciple of Vapour

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.

"I made this song back in the day called '20 minutes we did it!' about my ex-girlfriend, I'm thinking about becoming a Disciple of Vapour"

by The Real Dillon October 12, 2020

vapple

1/2 Vernor's, 1/2 apple juice.

Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.

by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006

Varpu

Finnish name that means somehow Twig?!

In Finland there isn't so many named Varpu.

"Terve Varpu." In english it is "Hello Twig." or "Hello Varpu."

by iNeedGlitter June 27, 2021

Vapping

Vapping is the art of female masterbation, similar to fapping, but for females.
It involes the stroking of the female genitalia, the stimulation of the clitoris, etc.

"I walked in on my girlfriend who was vapping to a nude picture of a Jonas Brother"

by Earwing March 25, 2009