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a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered.
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!??
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
vanfire by rayjay91 June 12, 2023
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Pale night dwellers who drive vans.
The vanpire feared daylight, only emerging from his minivan after sundown.
vanpire by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012
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*Vansire* is a dream pop band from Rochester, Minnesota consisting of Josh Augustin and Sam Winemiller. They are currently signed to Spirit Goth Records. Vansire has performed at ROCKChester and First Avenue, played a live session with Audiotree, and collaborated with artists such as Chester Watson, Jeremiah Jae, and Mick Jenkins.[2
did u see Vansire in concert?
who?
vansire by D1sc0rd November 26, 2021
Noun - A Vampire who lives exclusively in vans and hunts for prey beneath the seats.
The Vanpire stalked silently between the rows of seats feasting upon ankles and torsos.
Vanpire by Captain Dick Danger December 22, 2008
(n): Any work van, but particularly those from public utilities, with two fluorescent traffic cones mounted in front pointing down so they look like fangs. Incredibly ridiculous looking, since the cones would probably be easier to manage pointed up, but very real.
Haven't we seen that vanpire from the cable company go by fifteen times? Why isn't the damn TV fixed yet?
Vanpire by Bakabaka2 May 24, 2009

Vanirene 

It means the hottest and the baddest woman in town, “Vanirene” also defines as unforgettable. It always radiate the energy of a winner. It’s presence can make eyes stare at it.
Is she that girl? Yes it’s Vanirene.
Vanirene by Misus_Maneater November 23, 2021
Two men very much in love and making music as beautiful as their relationship.
A + C: We love Vansire's music.
B: You both are a vansire.
Vansire by Traveler, not a tourist November 25, 2024
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