Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 06, 2022

clon

The stereotypical ignorant african american fuck boy not to be confused with the cool and sophisticated Juan can usually be seen panhandling outside a dollar general(or robbing one if desperate enough) typically for working on/upgrading his welfare mobile known as the clon rod or the nigger rig usually is seen wearing luxury streetwear but not enough money to pay child support for the 15 baby mommas he knocked up goes by Antonio Tariq or reshaun

guy 1 at the movie theater man I hate this flip phone hope Antonio doesn't see me again!!
guy 2 Antonio walks in yo nigga you need to upgrade yo shit maine yo shit old maine
guy 1 shouldn't you be doing actual work or robbing a dollar tree??
guy 2 u rayciss bitch i dindu nuffin!!
guy 1 yeah do some work small fry!! and shut the hell up clon!!

by rayjay91 March 08, 2023

juan

The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .

guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

celboy

Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston

Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 08, 2023

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Mid 2000s tough guy

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

by rayjay91 December 09, 2022