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valvoline 

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A company that has been manufacturing oil for years, but more recently have been opening up instant oil change stores. Don't ever work for Valvoline instant oil change! they treat their employees like shit, make u work 11 hour days with no lunch break, and hate customers in general. in short, there are so many better places to work. I got out at a good time!
a customer pulled up to Valvoline, time to change the douchebags oil
valvoline by nerd murray February 16, 2009
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vasoline smile 

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An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vulvaline 

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Term for feminine itch products. Taken from Valvoline, a motor oil. Vulva+line=Vulvaline. Normally a cream or paste or something like that.
Hey girl, can I borrow your vulvaline? I be itchin bad!
Vulvaline by Your Daddy! April 21, 2006

Vasoline 

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Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.
Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010

ashley voltoline 

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Ashley Voltoline has ninja skills, speaks Korean, French and Spanish and is a computer programmer.
Ashley Voltoline likes Matt Turnas.
ashley voltoline by Tameka K. Brown September 17, 2013

vasoline 

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Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
vasoline by shebba April 29, 2003

Voltoline 

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Ashley Voltoline is popular and cool, I like the cut of her jib.
Voltoline by Tameka Brown June 15, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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