valvoline

A company that has been manufacturing oil for years, but more recently have been opening up instant oil change stores. Don't ever work for Valvoline instant oil change! they treat their employees like shit, make u work 11 hour days with no lunch break, and hate customers in general. in short, there are so many better places to work. I got out at a good time!

a customer pulled up to Valvoline, time to change the douchebags oil

by nerd murray February 16, 2009

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vulvaline

Term for feminine itch products. Taken from Valvoline, a motor oil. Vulva+line=Vulvaline. Normally a cream or paste or something like that.

Hey girl, can I borrow your vulvaline? I be itchin bad!

by Your Daddy! April 21, 2006

Vasoline

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots.

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.

by STPlover January 11, 2010

ashley voltoline

Ashley Voltoline has ninja skills, speaks Korean, French and Spanish and is a computer programmer.

Ashley Voltoline likes Matt Turnas.

by Tameka K. Brown September 17, 2013

vasoline

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta

Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy

by shebba April 29, 2003

Voltoline

A Pretty rad last name

Ashley Voltoline is popular and cool, I like the cut of her jib.

by Tameka Brown June 15, 2010