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valvoline 

A company that has been manufacturing oil for years, but more recently have been opening up instant oil change stores. Don't ever work for Valvoline instant oil change! they treat their employees like shit, make u work 11 hour days with no lunch break, and hate customers in general. in short, there are so many better places to work. I got out at a good time!
a customer pulled up to Valvoline, time to change the douchebags oil
valvoline by nerd murray February 16, 2009
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vasoline smile 

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vulvaline 

Term for feminine itch products. Taken from Valvoline, a motor oil. Vulva+line=Vulvaline. Normally a cream or paste or something like that.
Hey girl, can I borrow your vulvaline? I be itchin bad!
Vulvaline by Your Daddy! April 21, 2006

Vasoline 

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.
Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010

ashley voltoline 

Ashley Voltoline has ninja skills, speaks Korean, French and Spanish and is a computer programmer.
Ashley Voltoline likes Matt Turnas.
ashley voltoline by Tameka K. Brown September 17, 2013

vasoline 

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
vasoline by shebba April 29, 2003

Voltoline 

A Pretty rad last name
Ashley Voltoline is popular and cool, I like the cut of her jib.
Voltoline by Tameka Brown June 15, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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