valtti 

The gigolo of Lahti, extremely hot lyrical rapper who has basically all that women could want. Valtti is also a natural born boss with an ability to manage all his stuff even when sick.

Oh, look! It's Valtti. We had better make way.

valtti by Sebastianlopez January 17, 2019

Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.

*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*

Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018

vattis 

ejaculate, primarily human and primarily in reference to a male, but may refer to any gender or species, also generally in large amounts.

That bukkake video had so much vattis!

or

I understand that whales release the most vattis of any animal; that's why the ocean tastes the way it does.

vattis by Von Funkenstein November 2, 2011

valtain 

to keep going strong

He will valtain until the job is done.

valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011

Valtiel

A strange, human-like creature seen in Silent Hill 3 who stalks Heather throughout the game. You'll recognize him by his erratic head movements, and by the fact that he is usually seen turning a red valve. He wears a long brownish robe with no sleeves and black boots. The Mark of Metatron has been branded into each of his arms, signalling rebirth. (You'll see him dragging Heather away by her ankles in a 'game over' sequence. To revive her? Maybe.) Some like to call him the 'attendant to God,' for in the final scenes of the game, he ceremoniously places a helmet onto the God's head. The whole 'valve business' supposedly represents the change from one world to another. He cannot harm you, and you cannot harm him, so don't worry if he gets a bit close. In fact - he might just be on your side. Fear his prettiness.

Don't deny it . . . Valtiel OWNS you!

Valtiel by Subnuclear October 26, 2004

valoting it 

Used to describe the act of pretending like nothing good is going on for you at work when in actuality you are kicking ass, have ton of submittals and a dozen interviews and a bunch of hires.

Mark was in my office and was valoting it so much that I wanted to kick him in the shin and smack him in the nuts with my computer wrist protector.

valoting it by JBizzile September 22, 2006

Vattitude 

A force that pushes you to the limits of your ability. Not taking no for an answer. Having the power to thrive in complex and and confusing situations where others give up.

Vattitude comes and goes, and is enhanced by group vattitude. It is more of a concept, but if it came from a biological reaction, it would be addrenaline and endorfines on steroids.

There is a lot you can do to trigger a shot of vattitude, alone or with friends. Stay positive, grab the best opportunities and say no to mediocracy. Say what is unsaid, do what is undone.

I feel a lot of vatti in the environment. He has so much vattitude, nothing can stop him.

Vattitude by Amalafa February 7, 2021