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Valso - A Person or Person who has bad Grammar and also Valoso's Prounounce there name as VALLY-SO Never help Valaso's with there Grammar cause they will end up writing it wrong and blame it on you
Man, Isnt Bobert Such a Valoso
Valoso by Random Kiddo ♡ August 7, 2020

Valdosta, GA 

a growing city located in lowndes county georgia. home of the lowndes county high school viking and valdosta high wildcats and Valdosta state university blazers. most of the town is made up of airmen because of moody air force base
hey guys, are y'all going to the winnersville classic, its in valdosta, ga?
Valdosta, GA by dirtylilhippie March 29, 2011

Valdosta, Georgia 

Football Capital of the Nation. Home of the Valdosta State Blazers, the Valdosta Wildcats, and the Lowndes Vikings. Total badass town, but absolutely nothing to do. Valdostians make their own fun. Has beautiful girls and the friendliest people. A small town feel in a growing city.
I'm from Valdosta, Georgia, A.K.A. Titletown or Valvegas.

Valdosta State University

The Division II UGA of South Georgia. The team mascot is a blazer although you will find more UGA and UF apparel across campus. It may also be referred to as the UGA of South Georgia considering the lack of any universities. The campus is composed of 3 types of people: The Rich & Dumb from the Atlanta area, Hicks from surrounding counties, and then the people born and raised in Valdosta. No matter how large the school grows it will never reach a large popularity due it being in a high school football community... the football team plays in a high school football stadium even though they have some DII National Championships.
Bill: "You going to the game this Saturday?"
Bob: "Maybe,who the Valdosta State University Blazers playing?"
Bill: "North Alabama, should be a good game"
Bob: "Sounds like it, what time?"
Bill: "1pm"
Bob: "Dang, can't make it. The UGA game is on at that time"

Fred: "Dude, you gonna hook up with that girl?"
Mike: "Man a 1/3 of the girls here have STD's, no thanks."

Valdosta 

A small Redneck community in South GA
Valdosta is south of Macon, GA
Valdosta by Katie_M October 18, 2008

Valdosta handshake 

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.
Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.