(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.
Gonzo: Hey guys! Let's play with some lasertag!

Sandman: Dude, we're in Valdosta.
by UkPat February 12, 2011
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