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n. 1. A Hyde Park, cafeteria-style institution. 2. A dining experience to cherish; diamond in the rough. 3. Workplace to the architects of divinely crafted omelets.

v. To travel to, and eat at, Valois.

adj. Incredible; awe-inspiring.

Note: President Obama frequented Valois; has his own list of specials.
1. I grabbed some Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction. 2. I went to Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction.

It's been a rough day, you tryna Valois?

That concert was quite Valois.
Valois by EatinAllTheTime April 24, 2011
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"Bonsoir Marie-Claude, #valois?"
Valois by Brian Shitpeas May 18, 2017
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Valois valoist Valoism valis Vallis Valdis Valise valisoa Valoristic Vadoiski
1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018
A small bag you use when you go to travel.
All the passengers are asked to bring their own valise.
Valise by Crazy_kiddo January 24, 2017
Strong, Confident, athletic, has the beauty of a goddess, not vain, well versed in the TRUTH, gentle spirit yet not to be toyed with. She has a smile that will melt sadness away, yet is a mighty warrior when the need arises. One who glides on glass-like surfaces. A friend that everyone wants, yet few get close enough to discover the treasure that is Valisha.
"She seems a little rough around the edges, but I really see a Valisha in there"
Valisha by whatsupwhitchya77 February 13, 2010

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
Valso - A Person or Person who has bad Grammar and also Valoso's Prounounce there name as VALLY-SO Never help Valaso's with there Grammar cause they will end up writing it wrong and blame it on you
Man, Isnt Bobert Such a Valoso
Valoso by Random Kiddo ♡ August 7, 2020
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