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acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.
The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.
by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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fantastic. a human being in perfection. wondiferous. spectacular in bed. can be used as a synonym with perfect. has all redeemable qualities ever thought of. very awesome. originates from the jungles of Serbia. a person in perfection.
Man 1: "Damn, that girl's spectacular in bed."
Man 2: "Yeah, she has all redeemable qualities. I met her in her hometown of Serbia."
Man 2: "She's so perfect, her name must be Vali."
by vali_is_fantastic_123 May 25, 2009
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A keyword that represents a certain meeting place without giving away much detail especially if for private matters.
Hey man, wanna meet in the vali?

Or

What about the vali?
by Jonnyvision October 04, 2016
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A boy that sucks dicks 24/7 witch is usually gay and ginger he is a male whore every Vali is a male whore.
Tom:'' is that Vali?''
Emma:''yup hes 2gay2function''
by SEXYBITCH September 05, 2014
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Weird kid, addicted to traps. Logs into discord and talks about traps. Leader of Penis gang, and all-around strange guy.
Adverb will kill Vali in his sleep if he's not careful.
by adverb+ November 12, 2020
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