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acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.

The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.

valis by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004

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Vadisdom

Vadisdom is the learned teachings & profound words from a knowledgeable scholar of life from Russian decent.

This word originates & spawns from a fusion of the name "Vadim" and the english word "Wisdom".

Vadim being a traditionally Soviet name, and the Russian origin being known to have a wealth of "wisdom" from their extensive and colourful history stemming back to a young age growing is what lead the word "Vadisdom" to be spawned.

A person reflects wisdom to another:

"The chase is better than the catch" - that is some good Vadisdom!

"The grass is always greener until you realize its artificial" - Vadisdom!

Vadisdom by Funkessentials August 18, 2013

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Vaishali

Vaishali is simply a beautiful person inside and out. She is affectionate and always puts others first. Her most valuable quality is her fervor for life and optimism which inspires others.

"Wow, and you said Vaishali considers you a sister?"

"Yeah, you could say I got lucky on that one."

Vaishali by Shzamm July 6, 2011

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Vaishnavi

An awesome person, funny, crazy, very intelligent. Loves to try everything and extremely curious. Non-judgmental. Naive.

Oh man! that girl is just like Vaishnavi!

Vaishnavi by whatever0000 August 15, 2012

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Vaishu

A sweet and kind person. She is always there for you when you need her. Always the life of the party

Me: hey i need help.

Vaishu: I’ll help you!

Vaishu by Misaki fujo November 25, 2019

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Vaishnavi

Slightly cute cat who's super lazy, moody and always sleepy :)

Me: Are you a Vaishnavi?
Vaishnavi: I am not a Vaishnavi, I am a legend.

Vaishnavi by boomerok December 21, 2019

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Valise

A small bag you use when you go to travel.

All the passengers are asked to bring their own valise.

Valise by Crazy_kiddo January 24, 2017

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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