CorpseGrinder5000Returns's definitions

Vallis

1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it

1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

McRock

Generic, bland, corporate owned rock music for the unintelligent masses. Implies a low level sophistication, comparable to McDonald's.

Bob: Can we turn on the radio?
Tom: No, it's all McRock stations

Bob: McRock?
Tom: Nickelback, AC/DC, boring shit..
Bob: That's some bullshit, I'll just put in a CD

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns March 7, 2019

Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'

Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019

The Original Me Generation™

The "Me" generation in the United States is a term referring to the baby boomers generation and the self-involved qualities that people associate with it.

Tim: The Original Me Generation™ were Boomers, according to an essay by Tom Wolfe
Bill: What would you know? You're just a millennial? Haha
Tim: I'm a Zoomer grandpa.. Gen Z? Remember?
Bill: What were we talking about? Where's my nerve pill? Why is it so cold?..

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019

- Core

- Core is an English suffix.
1. Suffix that formerly signified hardcore punk, for better or worse.
2. Suffix that currently that currently signifies Tumblr posers that still use a censored platform that's not worth using.

1. Emo - Core was originally an insult, became part of the Hard - Core scene then sold out. The biggest bands from their respective scenes make music indistinguishable from Pop Rock, and are on all the "Alternative Music", Pop &/or Rock radio stations.
2. UwU - Core are Weeb - Core x Furry - Core but OwO - Core low quality Furry - Core

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns June 22, 2020

McNigga

A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 27, 2019

National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019