Valleys 

1 the valleys of wales, ex-mining areas usually with a lot of poverty and drug problems and crime.
2 people from the valleys of Wales. they normally go into town (Cardiff or Swansea), every Friday night, drink copious amounts of beer, letch, and start fights (the Valley Girls usually worse than the Valley Boys). Battle scars and pub bans worn with pride. Usually chavs, or slightly classier ones townies.

don't go into Cardiff on a Friday night, it's full of valleys

Valleys by missmoon January 15, 2008

valleys sirloin 

Corned Beef. Beloved of the inhabitants of South Wales who use it in anything they can to make their Giro go further, therefore being able to afford more booze and fags. Uses include stew (cawl), pies, pasties and hash. Particularly delicious as an antipasta, just before the main course of spaghetti alla corned beef.

'Oooh, Myfanwi, what you done for dinner you lazy slag?'
'Dai, look you boyo, I got a nice bit of steak from this tin, so it's valleys sirloin for you'

valleys sirloin by Lingoooo September 17, 2007

valleys commando 

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

valleys commando by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

Womanly Valleys 

A seedy word used to describe the vagina.

"Oh my womanly valleys are tingling!"

"The rivers are flowing in the womanly valleys tonight."

"I want you to explore my womanly valleys."

Womanly Valleys by sexyazzzm8 July 6, 2011

Peaks & Valleys 

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

Peaks & Valleys by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

the valleys 

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all

go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys

the valleys by Olly J March 14, 2005

seven valleys 

a shoebox of a town in pennsylvania, filled to the brim with goat fucking rednecks.

"let's go down to seven valleys to count the flies that land on ol' bendy the bartender"

seven valleys by old possum June 13, 2008