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Vaginal Valance
A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011
vacancy
1. An empty, or unoccupied place
2. A horror movie about a man and woman who rent a motel room and find that the motel has a hidden snuff business.
2. A horror movie about a man and woman who rent a motel room and find that the motel has a hidden snuff business.
1. Look, the bathroom is vacant, lets go get sexual.
2. Man I saw Vacancy last night, that shit was mad disturbing.
2. Man I saw Vacancy last night, that shit was mad disturbing.
vacancy by adamswagerr December 2, 2007
mya'valanch
A "casper" word.
(myah-vuh-lanch)
When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.
(myah-vuh-lanch)
When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.
mya'valanch by viethra April 28, 2009
Holly Valance
Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
Holly Valance by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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