valancy

One of the kindest most selfless people in the world. Valancy does not have a bad bone in her body. She loves everyone and is loved by all

I'm so glad to have a valancy in my life. What would I do without her

by EpicJjoey March 24, 2019

Vagancy

Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.

I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.

by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011

Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

by welmsley April 3, 2011

vacancy

1. An empty, or unoccupied place

2. A horror movie about a man and woman who rent a motel room and find that the motel has a hidden snuff business.

1. Look, the bathroom is vacant, lets go get sexual.

2. Man I saw Vacancy last night, that shit was mad disturbing.

by adamswagerr December 2, 2007

mya'valanch

A "casper" word.

(myah-vuh-lanch)

When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.

"Dude sorry that I caused that epic mya'valanch. But,you need to clean up you room, man."

by viethra April 28, 2009

valance

Perceived utility

Allegedly a contraction of the words value and performance.

The valance of the reward offered was very high.

by ch1ptune November 22, 2007

Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.

"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"

by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007