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1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009
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Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).
Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.
vanenis by tifroc April 24, 2008
When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss
So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......
Vagenis by monae.marie January 6, 2015
Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.
If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.
Vagenis by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009
The term applied to the sexual organs of a shemale.
vagina + penis = vagenis
vagenis by superdew October 12, 2004
the reproductive anatomy of a "hipster" not enough male nor female to be either. affording the possessor the latitude to fit into whatever classification suited to the trend of the day.
when i see a keurig in an office, i feel an urge to kick a hipster in his vagenis
vagenis by wgzn May 13, 2014
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