valenisa

a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.

boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???

valenisa by janelleisf*cknawesome June 21, 2009

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valensia

Is a beautiful woman who can be mean at sometime and nice don't try her because she will come back for all of y'all and one of a kind and if she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her

Valensia is a woman who. Can be a devia

valensia by nonamenoblame November 22, 2021

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valenisa • valensia • valetisa

valetisa

A cool person who is cool

Valetisa is cool

valetisa by Disc the artist December 20, 2021

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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