Vapenis

When the dick comes out of the vagina of a trani when hard, when soft the penis re-enters the vagina and awaits further stimulation,

Guy 1: "dam check out that blonde"
Guy 2: "nahh man that's nasty you don't want that she has a vapenis"
Guy 1: "that's just nasty"

by k0ach April 10, 2010

vapenis

transexual

get off my VAPENIS (weekends only)

by tran Sexual January 31, 2003

Vapenis

An abnormally large clitoris. Not quite a chode.

Did you hear about Angie? He clicked is so big, it's like she's got a vapenis!

by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

vagenis

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vanenis

Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).

Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.

by tifroc April 24, 2008

Vagenis

When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss

So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......

by monae.marie January 6, 2015

Vagenis

Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.

If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.

by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009