Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).
Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.
by tifroc April 24, 2008
Get the vanenis mug.A man who drives a van around and makes people 'get in the van' and takes them to a random location and kicks them out.
"GET IN THE VAN"!!!
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
by TWC.TV July 25, 2015
Get the Vannist mug.Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.
That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!
I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.
I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.
by klinggirl February 2, 2010
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Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !
2.
"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"
3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"
"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !
2.
"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"
3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"
"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
by junja1234 July 12, 2009
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Anatomy: They have floating triangles around their heads, they come in White, Grey, Black and Brown (and pink sometimes)
Anatomy: They have floating triangles around their heads, they come in White, Grey, Black and Brown (and pink sometimes)
by BeepoVanni November 16, 2021
Get the The Vannis🥵 mug.by monae.marie January 6, 2015
Get the Vagenis mug.Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.
If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.
by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009
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