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Stigmata of the vagina. Also known as a heavy extended period.
We havent had sex in a week. My girl is suffering from vagmata
vagmata by xtfax monster April 1, 2015
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A woman confined to a wheelchair who enters a virtual reality machine and becomes a blue alien in order to get laid.
Jenny Manchonko: "I want to get laid by an alien, please hook me up to this machine so i can become a Vagatar"
Vagatar by Don Strongo May 28, 2010

Vagimatate 

1). To consider deeply any and all aspects of the vagina, especially while under the influence of hormonal derangement, normally at the expense of getting anything else done. Most often this is a condition suffered by late-teen heterosexual males.
Mom, I can't mow the lawn. I'm bound to vagimatate, get distracted and mow my toes off. I'm sure you understand."
Vagimatate by cowboythecat April 24, 2009

vagatarian 

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the female sex organ. The Vagina.
2. A lesbian.
1. Man, he's really going to town. He's such a vagatarian.
2. No wonder that bitch didn't want to blow me, she's a Vagatarian.
vagatarian by Johnny July 16, 2004

Vagatarian 

A female who is on a strict diet of vagina. Bitterly opposed to cock as a vegatarian is to meat. Politicaly correct term for lesbian.
Person 1: Sara is such a lesbian.
Person 2: Vagatarian is the politicaly correct term.
Vagatarian by Master Matt n j December 20, 2008

Vagmatized

When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.
Vagmatized by TylerC161 June 14, 2018

Vagatarian 

noun
1.
a man or woman who only enjoys vagina.
Man: Hey beautiful. I couldn't help but notice your beauty from across the room.
Woman: Um, sorry. I'm a vagatarian.
Man: Vagatarian?
Woman: Yeah, I like what you don't gave.
Vagatarian by Gianna Da Vinci December 12, 2010
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