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Vagimatate

1). To consider deeply any and all aspects of the vagina, especially while under the influence of hormonal derangement, normally at the expense of getting anything else done. Most often this is a condition suffered by late-teen heterosexual males.
Mom, I can't mow the lawn. I'm bound to vagimatate, get distracted and mow my toes off. I'm sure you understand."
by cowboythecat April 24, 2009
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vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.
It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.
by godlikesme December 24, 2014
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vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.
"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."
by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007
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vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
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vagimatized

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
by kikitacular July 2, 2008
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vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!
Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009
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Vagitated

When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
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