vagina-mom 

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

vagina-mom by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

Colton's Mom's Vagina 

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.

"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

Colton's Mom's Vagina by CJHat April 9, 2010

Your Mom's vagina

One Explorer. No Survivors..

dude who fucked your mom's vagina to get you here?

No clue man.....

Your Mom's vagina by mystery man 5 March 13, 2011

Wades’ Mom’s Vagina 

The Vagina of Wade’s Mom

Wades’ Mom’s Vagina is moist as good Mac n’ cheese

Wades’ Mom’s Vagina by A pig with a blanket. December 23, 2019

Your mom's vagina

Where I stuck my dick in last night

Me: "I stuck my dick in your mom's vagina"

Your mom's vagina by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

#girlboss vagina slay moment

means she just pulled a #girlboss vagina slay moment

friend: omg I just fucked my friend's mom and dad in the same weekend as my boyfriend's birthday
me: omg what a #girlboss vagina slay moment

#girlboss vagina slay moment by urmother671509 December 23, 2021